icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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silentmania:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

Cockatoos are fucking insane.

silentmania:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

Cockatoos are fucking insane.

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littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 
I’d run too 

jesus

littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 

I’d run too 

jesus

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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ctheguitarman:

transtonks:

nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away

Imagine Dumbledore realising she’s doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledores talking to one student.

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tittily:


send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

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